Randomness

On the random scale, this probably rates an 8.93. In the middle of typing a paper, I began typing whatever came into my head that held remotely a similar thread from one word to the next. Here is the result before I cut myself off...


In all things, nothing is required to make a perfect storm, due to the specificity of the naturalistic constant. After the correctness of the previous statement can be verified, all current requests may or may not be fulfilled. While nothing may be much of something, generally something will compose the nothingness of which all somethings are made. Up this connotation is the reference to Einstein’s theory of relativity, which states that all things, including time, space, history, bunk, tv, cable, thought, ideas, and food, are relative to eachother. Meaning of course, that Big Mac can equal the Mass of space times the square of Calvinistic Thought. Calculating the qualitative value of the big mac, then, results in a value of 232 Newtons-Cals/Calorie. Fans disturb the continuum by moving air. This moving air causes a depression in perceived temperature upon many non-porous membranes of the human body. By blowing air upon the mechanical innards of a printer, it can be spontaneously induced to motion,Given that the force of the air is modulated at a rate of 33 kPa-Meters/Newton-seconds. In all things, remember, to maintain the correctness of the ulterior motive, for all aspects of life may have an ulterior motive, therefore they must all be assumed to have one, therefore all must plan to meet this tragedy with uprightness and large, sharp pikes.


Just so you know, I actually havnt read this thing through - I wrote it, deleted it from the paper, and pasted it into blogger. enjoy.

Jeremy